micbeeprophobia

fear of the microwave beeping when it is done cooking your food.

this is for my friend Matt who turns off the microwave before it can beep. couldn't find him a phobia name for this so i made him one.

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schmeglie

a little piece of dirt that is not supposed to be where it is.

there's a schmeglie in my drink.

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