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...that clear, gooey ghost-semen that embarrassingly oozes through the urethra univited to prematurely soil the underwear...at the very least
She recoiled when she reached into his drawers and encountered a small lake of precome!
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the best city ive been too ever. 60-75 degrees 24/7/52 (weeks a year). sunny every day. everything about it is great.
all of you fucking douchebags who really think it means a whale's vagina because you heard it on tv are wrong. i know vagina in spanish, russian, and german, and none come close to 'san' or 'diego'. i know most of you are kidding though because anchorman is a funny movie
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something that adds 20-30 HP to your honda civic, depending on how big it is. the type R decals can add up to 40 HP if used correctly. if you add your name, your ruca's name, or the name of your car on the side in spaced out letters in an illegible font, your car will beat any mustang, camaro, trans am, or other domestic car. the only decent decal ive seen is the SALEEN decal on real saleen mustangs
pablo got a type R decal for his civic. my chevy blazer in reverse beat his honda civic in drive, despite the added 40HP from the type R decal, the coffee can muffler (150HP), the 747 wing (500HP), and the off-brand audio system (150HP). dont forget the primer colored body kit and the plastic rims (300-400HP)
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something that adds 20-30 HP to your honda civic, depending on how big it is. the type R decals can add up to 40 HP if used correctly. if you add your name, your ruca's name, or the name of your car on the side in spaced out letters in an illegible font, your car will beat any mustang, camaro, trans am, or other domestic car. the only decent decal ive seen is the SALEEN decal on real saleen mustangs
pablo got a type R decal for his civic. my chevy blazer in reverse beat his honda civic in drive, despite the added 40HP from the type R decal, the coffee can muffler (150HP), the 747 wing (500HP), and the off-brand audio system (150HP). dont forget the primer colored body kit and the plastic rims (300-400HP)
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something middle schoolers say and think theyre doing, without actually doing it.
1)are bob and sally going out?
2)yes
1)are joe and anna going out?
2)yes
1)are tim and julie going out?
2)no, they broke up now tim is going out with becky.
1)did any of them actually go on a date?
2)well, no not yet
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the liquid you pour on a campfire to get it started. make sure you pour a lot and stand back when you throw the match in.
i poured too much gas on the fire. when geoff threw the match in it, it almost burned miller.
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something you get for doing well on your first grade homework assignment
jimmy got a sticker for spelling 'cat'
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