yardstick

A stick that is commonly used in one's yard.

Toss me that yardstick...that one there at your feet in the yard.

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hacking the mainframe

The result of bypassing the direct orthogonal tridimensional matrix. Not to be attempted by anyone less than Army-grade hacker certified. You need to go through at least 17 firewalls before you reach the matrix.

Yo, Jeremy, did you hack the mainframe last night?

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