batty patty

When someone is so fucked in the head that they have minced beef meat inserted in their arsehole while shitting it out into a sizzling pan before serving it to a customer.

Rory: Ah man, I just got fired from Burger Palace
Victoria: Really? Why?
Rory: I got caught serving a batty patty to an annoying customer
Victoria: *Sigh* Not again....
Liam: Ah that's turned me on, I would have loved that for lunch

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renderverse

A digital place where an exchange of secret or private data takes place

Wes: Shall we meet at the renderverse later?
Bart: Do you mean shall we rendezvous later?
Wes: No, lets meet at the renderverse so we can exchange the contracts without being tracked