Debate brain

Used to describe when a person tries to turn everything into a heated debate solely for the purpose of having something to argue about. This type of person will often continue after their anger is proven to be unwarranted, even if they don't actually understand what they're arguing over.

Guy 1: "Dude, why are bandaids so expensive, man?"

Guy 2: "Really? You really think we need to call every bandage a 'bandaid?' Those are adhesive strips. Band-Aid is a brand, first and foremost. Honestly if you hate it that much, you should buy some gauze. Like, honestly. It's not hard. Maybe you should think about that next time. If I got a cut, the last thing I'd do is ask for a 'bandaid'. Jesus."

Guy 1: "Holy crap, dude. That debate brain goes CRAZY... Remind me why I hang out with you again?"

Guy 2: "Probably because my opinions are always the right ones?"

Profic

An alternative word for the term proship, being shorthand for "pro-fiction", with an emphasis on fiction. The term originally referred to "professionally published fanfiction", however in recent times it has transformed and instead become synonymous with proshippers.

Proponents of pro-fiction argue that art exists in a different capacity than any objective reality, and therefore someone can enjoy taboo subjects in fiction while still being against their harmful real-world counterparts or equivalencies. Their message is to be anti-harassment for controversial fictional subjects in literature and art.

You can be profic without actually consuming problematic content yourself.

puriteen

A (almost always) young person on the internet who thinks that the internet has to conform to being entirely sfw, and puts all of their time and energy into attempting to police art and media for any remote depiction of sexuality they personally disagree with. They are often seen screaming in comments sections and making personal attacks against nsfw artists over a drawing, when their anger would be better directed towards real people who genuinely advocate for harmful behavior.
Keep in mind, immature adults can also have the mentality of a child and fit this definition.

Puriteen: "OMG THIS DRAWING IS SO PROBLEMATIC DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT RIGHT NOW. EVERYONE ATTACK THIS PERSON!"
Rational adult: "My account says it's 18+. You're not even supposed to be here, you weird puriteen."

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