Hood Hang

A Chinese restaurant in the hood. Often serves popular local ethnic food, too, like hot wings in Atlanta, and plantains in Brooklyn.

I hit the hood hang on the way home from the train and got a quarter chicken and some shrimp fried rice.

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foodtarded

Exactly what it sounds like. When you get lethargic, or even comatose, from eating too much good food.

"Man, we were gonna go to the show, but we got foodtarded off of fried chicken and mac 'n' cheese at Chris's, and just wound up lying around, watching 'Dodgeball.'"

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sherm perm

Nasty, straightened hair on a black dude. A Jheri Curl can count too. Called a Sherm Perm because it's popular in California, where people smoke sherm. This term was popularized by "rapper" Soulja Boy while he was dissing grown-ass man Ice-T.

"'Friday' would have been even funnier if Ice Cube was still rockin' the sherm perm."

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PHD

Acronym for "Post-Hibbs Dump."
Hibbs is the dining hall at VCU (Virginia Commonwealth University), a state school in Richmond, VA. As you can guess, the food there is pretty foul, and shortly after eating there, you often have to take a nasty shit.

"Hey Jonny Z., how did that weird veggie lasagne treat you?"
"Let me put it this way dude - As soon as we get back to Johnson Hall, I'm gonna get my PHD."

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Louded

Also "Lowded."
When a place is loud and crowded, it is lowded.

We left after one drink, the bar was too louded.

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Truche

A combination of "true," and "touche." A way of saying "I'm wrong, you're right."
Pronounced "True-shay."

"Fuck man, the toaster's broken!"
"It's not plugged in."
"Truche."

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Lowded

Also "Louded."
When a place is loud and crowded, it is lowded.

We left after one drink, the bar was too lowded.

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