air rat

A pigeon. Also called a sky rat.

These damn air rats congregated around the picnic table as soon as I opened that bag of Lay's.

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Web-Burn

The state of disorientation and fuzzy-headedness that comes from staring at the internet for too long.

It was slow as hell at work today, and I got a case of web-burn right after lunch when I read all of this week's Onion online.

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Sky Rat

A pigeon. Also known as an air rat.

Man, I spilled my popcorn in front of the park bench, and all of these goddamned sky rats swooped on in!

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Herb

Someone who tries too hard to be cool. An overzealous poseur. When you think you're on some next shit, but you're really on some bullshit

Man, I saw that herb on Bedford Ave., wearing a mesh hat and a Great White shirt, and carrying a can of Sparks.

Why is R. Kelly wearing that Lone Ranger mask? Dude is a herb.

Tell that herb to cool down. No one else wants the DJ to play electroclash.

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