mumble pants

Pants that are so tight you can see the lips moving but you can't make out what they are saying

Did you see that hotty in the mumble pants, she is fine

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cyborg

sophisticated machine send back in time to present day to disrupt the equilibrium in customer service environments

Easily distinguished by a slow monotone voice and robot like movements

I called that service department number, the guy was a total cyborg

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