Shelter Island

A small shitty island located in between long island's north and south forks. It's full of freaks and I would stay as far away as possible as they will probably shoot you on sight. There are crazies and rabid raccoons roaming around everywhere.

Please don't vacation on Shelter Island!! My best friend was lured there last year and he came back with rabies, covered in ticks. He got lyme disease and died a few weeks later.

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snagglefritz

The state of being so drunk or so high that your brain explodes and ceases to function. The result is a gummy brain that can last days, weeks, or in some cases may be permanent.

Dude, last night was crazy! I was snagglefritz wasted and passed out on the bar!

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