slap the shit

Miles beyond an ass kicking, to slap someone's shit is a field day of stomping.

Who redefined my definition!?! I'm gonna slap his shit!

He calls himself "not gunshow!?!" What a douchebag! That motherfucker called me a liberal! I'm gonna slap his shit

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ass towel

A used towel, discovered when an unsuspecting wet person reaches for it and dries his face in what feels and smells like ass.

I took two showers today, I got burned on an ass towel.

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AP English

AP English is simply a front, it is not difficult only time consuming, designed to direct young dumb seniors into a more difficult class lacking composition, all is simply boring, repetitive, mindless grammar.

Dude! You're in AP English! That sucks!

Yeah, (poor bastard.)

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Poulet

A strange Canadian dish consisting of french fries and gravy.

I'll take a bacon cheeseburger, and, uhhhhh. .. . oh yeah! Some Poulet!

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bag of ass

One possessing no admirable qualities whatsoever, showing no motivation towards physical or mental strain and displaying intense apethy towards progress.

Look at that fat nasty bag of ass, work his shit over and get back to me.

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BOF

Acronym for burn-on-face. ie, cat bofs, dog bof, anything that has a bunghole that can be rubbed in your face

Lets bust his kneecap! Pull out his teeth! Sratch that, do you have a raccoon?

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evangelical movement

A group of fat, lazy, unintelligent, uninformed extreme right-wing conservatives overly concerned with pointless social issues and ignorantly blissful of the truly important matters at hand that could actually affect our lives.

-Class, explain to me the class structure of ancient rome.

-uhhhhh. . . Jesus?

-well, close enough.

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