fless

i dotn even know what this means

samuel: fless
me: ok

oui oui baguette

stereotypical french
very funny
hur hur hur har har

frenchman: "oui oui baguette"
me: "HAHHAHGDHGAHDAGAHAHGDAGHFGFHAHAHAHHAHHGAHDGAHFHAHHAGHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAGFAHFAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGAGAGAGFAGAHFHAGHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA"

7👍 4👎

mountain

yes

person 1: what is that
person 2: a mountain dipshit

and why he ourple 😂

michael afton's neighbours' reactions to his body rotting and gradually turning ourple day to day until he eventually dies

neighbour 1: guys i think something is wrong with michael
neighbour 2: and why he ourple 😂

bernard

sexiest human alive

person 1: DUUUUUDE THAT GUY IS SOO SEXYIEIEYYYY OMGG
person 2: YEAH HES SUCH A BERNARD :heart_eyes:
person 3: but he's misogynistic
person 1 and 2: shut yo skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone friend zone sylvester stallone sierra leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone head ass the fuck up

seth

an ugly old fucking bigot lesbphobe who nobody likes :thumbsup:

seth: *says the d slur*
me: kys !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

merd

the thing samuel says alot i think

samuel: MERD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: yas