A term coined by Lord Aethelstan, "The Meat Pie" is when you take a fat shit, freeze it overnight, insert that frozen shit into a woman's vagina, and let it melt inside. You can also add "glaze" once "The Meat Pie" is completed.
A: ay mang yo girl fiiiiine
B: aha you know it gang, i'mma give that bitch some of "The Meat Pie" tonight