This.... this means you're....... you're......... very.. very.. bored..
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about Hairy?
Person 2: What? No. What happened?
Person 1: He texted Riley, I quote, "1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,.//.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujm"
Person 2: Ouch.