abunda la caca

The funniest punchline ever written. Attempting to tell this joke will cause the user, as well as any unfortunate enough to be in earshot, to violently cough up their lungs in manic laughter. Considered a bioweapon in 59 countries.

joke teller: ¿Cómo se dice diarrea en Africano? (How do you say diahrrea in African?)
joke teller: ABUNDA LA CACA (THE POOP IS ABUNDANT)
joke teller: *fucking dies*