Lorna

a spanish word for idiot or dumbass. Related to actions more than to knowledge.

Rodríguez: *Drops a pancake trying to flip it in the pan*
Arturo: Lorna

Denver

The only city where it can be 101 degrees out with a winter storm warning in effect for a blizzard coming through tomorrow. Every city seems to claim the "if you don't like the weather, wait 15 minutes", but in Denver it is actually true. It is called the mile high city for more than one reason.

Daniel: Damn, It's 101 out, I'm sweating so much, Denver is wack bro, it shouldb't be this hot in march
Mikey: Well its gonna be -11 tomorrow and 3 feet of snow
Daniel: Not again