Gone Hiking

To cheat on your girlfriend, fiancé, or wife.

- Taken from the announcement that South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford cheated on his wife with a girl from Argentina, while his staff told the media that he had "gone hiking" in the Appalachian Trails.

Mark: Jenny is on the rag, can you cover for me while I go visit my other girl?

Tim: Sure, I'll just tell her you have gone hiking.

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Texecution

Death Penalty given by the state of Texas.

George Bush was Governor of Texas for 152 Texecutions.

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Australian Kiss

Giving a girl oral sex. Like a French Kiss, but down under.

My girlfriend always keeps herself nicely shaved... probably cause she likes my Australian Kisses.

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