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kissing the britney

When an over, no-talent celebrity does something - anything - to get noticed. Is to celbrities what "jumping the shark" is to a TV show. Specifically refers to the carefully orchestrated - yet spectacularly unsexy - Madonna-Britney Spears kissing incident.

Although ahead of it's time, Janet and Justin's "wardrobe malfunction" was a pitiful attempt at kissing the britney.

by gwood99 July 11, 2008

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crush management

When the object of an unrequited crush tries to maintain friendly ties with the smitten party without selfishly leading him/her on.

When L. realized he was on the receiving end of some world-class crush management, he was hurt of course, but appreciated J.'s thoughtfullness.

by gwood99 July 11, 2008

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chick-shit

When a male mimics the female ability to enter a bathroom, defecate quickly, maybe even wash hands, and exit said bathroom in a timely manner. The term is neither derogatory nor complimentary; it is simply observational.

Guy A: "You're back quick - I thought you said you had to drop a deuce?"
B: "I did! I took a chick-shit. But it wasn't by choice - somebody moved the copy of War and Peace I was reading in there. Plus I still have that hemorroid I showed you last week . . "

by gwood99 July 13, 2008

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