glennbeck

v. To rape and murder someone (especially a young girl in 1990)

If you don't shut up, I will come to your house and glennbeck your sister

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kwamejob

When a man is on the receiving end: A sexual act that begins as a handjob, but progresses to a blowjob while the hands are still actively involved.

When a woman is on the receiving end: A sexual act that begins with fingering, but progresses to cunnilingus while the giver's fingers are still inside her.

I figured she was just going to give me a quick handjob, but then it became a kwamejob, and so the night became the BEST FIRST DATE EVER!!

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