Blovid

How to refer to COVID-19 if you're skeptical of its origins and/or existence.

A: “You ever notice how robotically compliant some people are to government commands?
B: Ever since Blovid started.

Ass-to-mouth

Back-to-back, consecutive

I have three hour-and-a-half classes ass-to-mouth on Tuesday. It sucks.

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