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Swities

When someone has sweaty boobs.

Friend: "I hate when I have swities."

by gypsy_lady4092 July 6, 2014

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Milwaukee's Best

Cheep beer. But not like, "Oh dear God! What have I done with my life!?" cheep beer. More along the lines of, "Well... fuck it. Things could be worse." cheep. But for about $13 a 30 rack, what do you really have to lose?

Person 1: "I picked up a 30 rack of Milwaukee's Best."
Person 2: "Nice. Let's get drunk and forget that everything sucks!
Person 3: "I lost my job and I'm now homeless. I think I'll stick with a steel reserve. Milwaukee's Best is just too good for me."

by gypsy_lady4092 April 9, 2018