netto

A place where my Y6 teacher shopped when I was at primary school ages ago. Where the gypsies in my town shop cos the caravan site is less than a mile away. A horrible shop that puts flyers through everyone's doors.
Usually where some immigrants I know shop. Sells things so cheap it's like shoplifting. I am not a snob, I just hate Irish Pikies.

immigrant1: let's go to netto and get some curry!
immigrant2: It only cost 50p, it is from netto!

(Listen to curry song get ur mates to send it you via bluetooth)

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pumpa jumpa

A fat person who farts and has no life. Always trying to kill themselves. A word me and me mates made up.
It basically means FAT FUCKER, FATTY BUM BUM, FAT FART and FAT SHIT.
This guy i know calls me fat when he cant fuckin talk, that big fat shit!

Fat Shit: Look its fatty!
Me: Shut up Pumpa Jumpa.
Fat Shit(eating chicken): Shut up or I'll belly bounce you.
Me: Aye fatty bum bum come and get a cupcake.
Fat Shit(running towards me): Where give them me now or i'll belly bounce ya!
Me: Move your head his arse is comin!!! Stupid fuckin pumpa jumpa!

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