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Fart Dust

The rank smell that erupts when someone sits in a chair you recently blasted into.

Dude, someone left some freakin fart dust in my chair!

by gyrussfanx May 8, 2007

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endless wipe

The correlary to pinched the perfect loaf, This dump never seems to come clean. Generally requires constant reaming and a couple of flushes to get clean.

Dude, I was in the shitter all day with an endless wipe!

by gyrussfanx May 8, 2007

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egonaut

Adjective to describe a person with a a larger than normal ego. Can be used to describe a set of people.

I was at a conference the other day with a room full of egonauts. It wasn't very productive.

Billy is such an egonaut. He won't listen to anything that doesn't come from his own mouth.

by gyrussfanx March 6, 2008

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Pinched the perfect loaf

A crap that does not require wiping.

Dude, I just pinched the perfect loaf.

by gyrussfanx May 8, 2007

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Fudge Smearing

Related to the endless wipe. The act of trying to clean one's ass after taking a crap and getting little or no results.

Dude, I took a dump and had an endless wipe. I ended up fudge smearing for a freaking half hour!

by gyrussfanx May 8, 2007

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