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Underpants Gnomes

From the TV show South Park. They steal underpants in order to make profit. They even educate children on how profit works. Here's how:
Stage One: Steal Underpants
Stage Two: ???????
Stage Three: Profit!

The underpants gnomes robbed my house again.

by funwillfunwill June 15, 2015

62πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


flop sweat

Nervous perspiration caused by a fear of failure before an audience.

The applause had been deafening on her entrance, but after ten minutes the air was heavy with "flop sweat".

by Joseph T Hatfield March 7, 2005

1327πŸ‘ 290πŸ‘Ž


The Rule of Goats

The Rule of Goats says that self-awareness or irony doesn't change public perception. If you fuck a goat, even if you say it's for the lulz or to prove a larger point, you're still a goat-fucker.

The saying was coined by criminal defense attorney Ken White of the Popehat Report. It's loosely connected to an Irish Pub joke about an old man who has multiple accomplishments but also once fucked a goat. In the end, nobody recognizes him for his achievements and instead only knows him as the goat-fucker.

Defendant: "I was only trolling when I said all those awful things."
Ken White: "The Rule of Goats applies."

by NoneCanHandle November 8, 2021

364πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


broligarch

A portmanteau of "bro" and "oligarch". A broligarch refers to an ultra-wealthy man who uses his fortune and status to sway government policies, political agendas, and cultural narratives.

Broligarchs are often characterized by their bro culture and sneakers-with-suits vibes. Despite their laid-back image, they operate as political kingmakers, funding campaigns, lobbying, and shaping laws that align with their own interests. One minute they're posting memes, the next they're deciding tax policy.

In many parts of the world this would be considered corruption. In the US? It's just business as usual.

Ever since Elon Musk started throwing cash at Trump, he’s become the textbook definition of a broligarch β€” even scoring his own fake-ish government department to play with, while his companies are raking in billions in taxpayer money.

by nejsimon January 21, 2025

465πŸ‘ 111πŸ‘Ž


Punisher

A person that seeks out band members at a show for the specific goal of asking them details about all the minutiae of recording, playing, writing and/or tells the band member all the details of their own recording, playing or writing.

Keep the back stage door locked, there's a lotta punishers out there tonight.

by delmuerte May 19, 2019

212πŸ‘ 79πŸ‘Ž


Wishcycle

Tossing questionable items in the recycling bin, hoping they can somehow be recycled.

Don't wishcycle, learn how to recycle right in your community.

by Outagamie Recycles December 18, 2018

162πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


hard mode

(n), a tougher or more intense iteration of an idea.

The term comes from video games, in which there are often harder difficulty settings (or "hard modes") than the standard gameplay, intended for players looking for a challenge.

In MMORPGs, "hard modes" are triggered versions of boss encounters that cause them to become more difficult than usual, but offer better rewards.

Siberia is the hard mode of Russia.

by Kriptini August 31, 2013

89πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž