Periscope

When the end of an exceptionally long turd sticks straight up out of the water.

Similar to a "breach" (where the turd will arch up out of the water) but fully vertical.

Both of which, really really stink.

Dude, I just totally dropped a periscope in there.

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Breach

When an exceptionally massive turd crests out of the water, like a humpback whale.

Similar to a "periscope" (where the end of the turd will stick straight up out of the water).

Both of which, really really stink.

"Holy sh-t, I breached, I thought I was gonna die in there."

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