Maya

Maya is an amazing friend of mine, everytime u see her u laugh for no reason.
most of the time she’s doing nothing but watching stranger things with me over the phone because she’s a good ass friend.

she’s Noah schnapps girlfriend, and she’s very stupid :)
get yourself a Maya, bitch.

Me: oh hey look it’s maya over there
Friend: alright let’s go say hi to her
Me: hi bitch *slaps her right in the face*