Funny

What no female has ever been, nor ever be.

Now that’s so true that it’s not funny

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Period

The excuse that females used to act how they do.

Girl: *Throws phone*
Guy: What was that for?!
Girl: my second to least favorite character died
Guy:….
Girl:….
Guy: Period?
Girl Yes.

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Tits

Tits, what most people mistake as the females chest, it actually stands for “Tasty Italian tomato sauce”

Oh ya, I love tits

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Girlfriend

Those creatures that will suck the life out of you along with the remaining cash in your wallet.

Guy 1: I want a girlfriend

Guy 2: Oh no you don’t, trust me on this one bud
Guy 1: Why would you say that?
Guy 2: One word, periods.

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American Horse Pirate

Also known as the cowboy

Look at that American Horse Pirate, he’s a real redneck!

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Female friend

They suck, until they actually suck.

My female friend sucks!

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Ain’t got

Money

I ain’t got any money

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