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Those creatures that will suck the life out of you along with the remaining cash in your wallet.
Guy 1: I want a girlfriend
Guy 2: Oh no you don’t, trust me on this one bud
Guy 1: Why would you say that?
Guy 2: One word, periods.
Someone who doesn’t want to make bracelets.
Yes, I’m talking to you Colin. You are a fucking loser.
What no female has ever been, nor ever be.
Now that’s so true that it’s not funny
The excuse that females used to act how they do.
Girl: *Throws phone*
Guy: What was that for?!
Girl: my second to least favorite character died
Guy:….
Girl:….
Guy: Period?
Girl Yes.
Tits, what most people mistake as the females chest, it actually stands for “Tasty Italian tomato sauce”
Look at that American Horse Pirate, he’s a real redneck!
They suck, until they actually suck.
My female friend sucks!