alkaddict

an extreme individual psychologically challenged with obsessive compulsive fantasies involving dwayne the rock johnson a 44 gallon drum of baby oil and a naked bear hugging competition
addicted to various substances including crack, blow, alcohol and vast quantities of baby oil used as a hallucinogenic substance, sometimes creating a market shortage driving up share prices at johnson&johnson.

that alkaddict was so slippery the rock couldnt grasp him and he flopped around like a mullet out of water !
who bought all the baby oil ? must of been an alkaddict !

Winter

The result of Mr Beefy (from movie Little Nicky) and Mrs Doubtfire's secret love affair, Winter a fat bald NZ lad that dopes greyhounds and fights them in illegal cock fighting rings generally found around thai lady boy clubs. often seen found in and around work colleagues un attended work lunch the winter can consume an average of 300 calories per second for a sustained 6.325 hours strait. muffled with cock the winter is generally a soft speaking gender confused dissexlick.

fuck yeah that winter can really chug a jug full of gooch scrotal liquid.

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