Avril Lavinge

A candadian pop singer who pretends to be "punk" or "rock" because her record company want to sell more albums.
Poses with guitars that she can't play in videos and posters and dresses "punk" as instructed by her record company.
Likes to pretend to be tough by making up stories about herself and also likes to claim to "punk" or "rock" as well as comparing herself to punk rockers.
Inspired a bunch of teenies to wear ties and pretend to be "punk" or "rock" whilst knowing nothing about music.
Is usually disliked by anybody who is into "real" punk or rock music.
In short: a fake "rocker" designed by a record company to sell albums and an image to teenys.

Avril: "I'm a skater punk who writes guitar driven rock"
Avril: "I'm as punk as they come!"
Avril: "I'm like a Sid Vicious for a whole new generation."
Avril: "This girl was in my face in a bar so I got her on the floor and because I was the one of top they threw me out."
Teeny: "avril is rawk music u dnt no anythn!!1"

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father of my children

Term used to describe a man that one has had sex with and may have partaken in the making of children. Commonly used on more than one man, causing emotional torment for the children.

Woman: Ted is the father of my children
Talk Show Host: Ted is not the father
Woman: D'Andre is the father of my children
TSH: D'Andre is not the father
Woman: Erik is the father of my children
TSH: Erik is not the father

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Low mo' fo'

A idiotic, retard that is a low muther fucker.

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The Used

the used is the best fuckin band ever

bert is soo fuckin hott

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the used

The Used:fucking raw

The Used: Rock your socks, head bobbing, arms flailing, throat wrenching, body smashing:fucking raw as shit!

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scabbizzle

a word that means scabbie ( body lice) a name for a person you dont like

divina has scabbizzles

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boy

Boy: A Stupid Ass Hippie Huggin Ho who needs to shut the fuck up and stop thinking constently about getting laid... just face it.. UR NEVER GONNA FUCK! If they are lucky they might actually get some.. but thats kinda rare. A boy is what a man (a guy who has got some) refers to.. in definition.. boys are virgin idiots.. and men are merely boys who have been laid at least once.. in perspective.. they are pretty much the same, only one has fucked and the other is still a virgin.. I only wonder why chicks are defined as a "ho" when a guy can do the same shit and be labeled as a "PIMP"... shut the fuck up you idiot ass fucktard.. get a life and get laid.. eventually.. yes it will happen.. thats when they will become a man and that is when they are married and are pussywhipped fuckers. Until a boy has become a man he normally jacksoff to get pleasure.. they may even be desperate enough to say " I wish I were a dog so I could suck my own cock." Thats stupid.. if you were a dog, you would be pushed around.. and it would literally suck balls.

Your boyfriend.

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