Insurgineering

Purposely, or unintentionally, introducing errors into code/software and committing it to the change control server, thereby screwing the next person that tries to make a change.

Phil's Software Change Notice: Fixed a bug where apples were being stored in the oranges tracking database.
Reality: Phil is a dick, he's bitter, and purposely now stores apples under bananas. He is insurgineering the code.
Me: Phil has joined the dark, he has joined the insurgineers and is now introducing bugs on purpose. I hate him.

Jovina

Jovina is a cheerful girl. She is very open. Her smile cheer up a person's day. She works hard to achieve. She is one of a kind. It will be a joy for her to be around. She is good at running. She is one of a kind.

Jovina is the best.

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Redneck Short Bus

Any kind of truck designed for showing off rather than function. Often driven by rednecks who never completed high school. Doesn't matter if it's a $50K F250 or a $200 1984 Chevy Beater with 30 inch tires, as long as it's driven to look tough with out serving any function and guzzling too much gas.

You're jogging down the road, you turn the corner and jump for the bushes because the Redneck Short Bus clipped the corner and almost hit you.

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