scrotum sweater

A thick layer of pubic hair that pertains only to men as its function is keeping the scrotum super toasty.

"Holy hot tamales, look at that guy's pubes!"
"That's a serious scrotum sweater he's got there!"

Cambodian Christmas

The act of ejaculating into the palm of one’s own hand and then slapping the top of somebody else’s head.

“Jack gave me a Cambodian Christmas two days ago and I’m still washing jizz out of my hair.”

Florida Fireball

The act of chasing a shot of Fireball with orange juice. (NOT mixing the two)

Pass me the Fireball handle and that bottle of orange juice so I can have myself a Florida Fireball.

Dickin’ Dots

The act of dipping one’s penis into a bowl of Dippin’ Dots so that they stick to one’s dick before receiving a blowjob.

“I can’t wait to see Kyle this weekend, he’s gonna give me the ol’ Dickin’ Dots: a frosty treat upon his meat.”

Phantom Tim

The feeling that, although everybody is present, somebody is missing from the room.

“Hold up, did somebody leave?”
“Nah man that’s just a Phantom Tim, everyone’s here.”