aness

aness aka alphabetacritafrita is the most mischewvious and devious man in the world. his ambient mood numbs my medicine in which i start spawning blue cows in aness's uterus. aness doesnt deserve his ambigious plays and he is so bad at FIFA

OMG aness is s bad at fifa anyone could b eat him even a digvestive cookie

Alphacrita

a man with the most girthiest explosive condesning black balls to ever exist in this universe. He also attracts males and shaquille o'neal. dont mess with him, or else you will suck, literally.

OOOOOOOOOMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG its alphacrita, i cant wait to put his balls inside of me