Finnish Apostolic

some of the worst humans
they hate everyone besides themselves
love their cousins (a little too much)
and are ugly

these people will shit on kids when they have their buddies around but if they are the only ones, they’ll keep quiet because they are pussies

you’ll find them at DQ after the football game while they’re on their way to ‘Kids’ (a party every friday where ages from 14-24 sit around and smoke darts in a circle)

they fuck their cousins because they are not able to pull anybody outside of their church

also, if you are an outsider, you have to either convert to marry someone inside or they will be shunned from their family

that Finnish Apostolic (finn) is such a pussy, he was talking shit at the rink and when we got home, i saw him start making out with his cousin

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