Heard It On Oprah

The saying that defines the truth. Since Oprah knows all. Can only be used when you know that you are right.

I didn't beat my wife! She tripped over the coffe table! True story....Heard it on Oprah!

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Dick Tator

When your penis is large and in charge!

Or when a mans package is so noticeably huge that it looks like he stuffed.

Man I have a dick tator going on in my pants!

That man has a dick tator going on over there!

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