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Bear-O-Dactyl

The offspring of a Bear and a Pterodactyl

Yes, it's true. A Pterodactyl once hooked up with a Grizzly Bear. They made love under the sea, in outer space, EVERYWHERE. Yes, that bear gave birth to a motherfuckin' Bear-O-Dactyl who just might Ptero-You a new asshole. So beware, motherfuckers, beware.

by hagsdizzlemanizzle December 9, 2009

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