Kearney

A person who is usually bald and has a pencil dick. Usually like the army, and tends to have big bear knives lying around every room of the house.

Oh i went to see Kearney yesterday, he was playing darts with his bear knives, he got a bulls eye.

I heard this guy opened a condom with a bear knife, must've been Kearney.

Did you see Kearney at the bar last night?
Yea, i think he got a haircut.
No he's just always bald.

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