the irrelephant in the meeting room

The person in a meeting who contributes nothing.

" It was weird, everyone was discussing the project for an hour or more except for him - he just sat there in silence. Everybody knew he was there, but nobody mentioned the irrelephant in the meeting room".

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dogshit roulette

one of the lovely activities of autumn/fall is to kick your way through piles of leaves on the pavement/sidewalk. only don't be surprised if you get a nasty surprise.

"he was hardcore, he played continuous dogshit roulette all the way down the long avenue that's very popular with walkers and their pets"

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