I'm gonna commit

Abbreviation for "I am going to commit suicide."

Alternate forms: "Makes me wanna commit" for "That makes me want to commit suicide."

A: "How is your Calculus studying going?"
B: "Poorly. F'real, I'm gonna commit."

A: "How was that new Nicolas Cage movie?"
B: "Are you serious? Made me wanna commit."

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