got me on oxygen

the single most entertaining and beautiful livejournal in the entire history of the site itself. (also lyric from ricker and the sexecutioners).

SHIT MAN! did you read gotmeonoxygen today?!

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Ariel McDermott

somtimes dumb and immature and embarrassing, but thats what makes her so much fun. Ariel!! you're my best friend!!!!

Me:"hi Ariel!"
Ariel: "you're a turd! No, im just kidding, have some money!"
Me: "Yay!"

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roman candle

elliott smith's first album and song on the album.

I'm a roman candle
My head is full of flames

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fangirl

A female fan of an actor and/or fictional character. Usually between the ages of 12-14. Is known to utter high-pitched sounds whenever the object of their obsession's name is mentioned. Claims that, "IM reelly gona marry him cuz we R ment 2 b!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!@#$347903458134!@!@!" Uses excessive amounts of punctuation. This condition is usually just a phase and doesn't generally last extremely long. However, in the more severe cases the fangirl can go on in her fangirlyness for years on end.

Beatles Mania.

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coochi hangup

When you have some how become attached to you "Fuck buddy" and you don't know why. You DO NOT want a relationship but you want to be able to fuck at ANYTIME you want.

Damn, I got the coochi hangup and Bob is out of town.

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barnhousetushhead

a really weird annoying person that u hate or a word u say when u want to curse but ur around lil kids or overprotectiive parents

oops i spilled oh barnhousetushhead or omg she is such a bitch u know that lil barnhousetushhead

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SlutBucket

1. Word meaning hoe, slut, whore, tramp, or prostitute, etc.
2. A yearning for a female sort...any flavor your heart desires.

"Yo man, up sor a bucket o' slut?"
"you bet i am, Melissa flavored too! that girl is finnneee and tasty!"

"Ey slutbucket, who YOU fucken?"

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