October 31

National kids over 5 ft get to slap all other people day😌

Wow, I'm over 5 feet tall. I can slap you because it is October 31!

Minecraft

the game where u scream, make minecraft dates, and troll ur friends till they rage and leave the game and threaten to punch u

wanna play minecraft?

no, because u always make me rage!!!

may 27

people born on May 27 are funny, nice, and dumb. if u r born this day, u r beautiful❤️💖💞

Did u know I was born on May 27?

No, I didnt!