Rhys eyes

When you've had too much weed, and you cant keep your eyes open, making you look slightly chinese. Sometimes have trouble reading things and typing properly.

" Dude you look really tired"
"Yeah I've got Rhys eyes man"

Nicks mum

If anyone ever asks you an awkward question, just reply "Nicks mum" or "Nicks mum did it" etc.
Refers to a 'milf'

" Hey dude, where were you last night?"
".... with Nicks mum?"

OR

" Who do you like more, me or him?"
" Errrr... Nicks mum"

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