beetloaf

There's no surprise about what beetloaf is - it's like meatloaf made with beets. The surprise is that it's delicious!

I'll have the beetloaf sandwich on rye, please.

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that's crazy

It's the perfect response when you haven't been listening at all.

It works whether the other person has been saying something funny, or sad, or infuriating, or boring....

Them: 'my girlfriend dumped me last night'
You (thirsty, not paying attention): 'oh man, that's crazy'

Them: 'I won 500 bucks at craps last weekend'
You (hungry, daydreaming about a tasty sandwich, not listening): 'wow, that's crazy'

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LUDASP

Acronym for “Listen up dipshits and sensible people,” from the intro to a famous Facebook post by Mayor Gabe Brown of Walton, KY, encouraging his constituents to Shelter In Place. Generally typed, not spoken out loud.

LUDASP, we’re almost out of beer!