Thundercock

when you frick so hard that ur PP breaks the fucking sound barrier

PP: (woosh!!!!!)
me: "I have achieved the Thundercock"

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Cow tipping state

A cow tipping state is any state such as Utah, Montana, Nebraska etc… where a group of boys on a Friday night would have nothing fun to do other than go cow tipping.

God I hate being in Ohio… it’s such a cow tipping state!

Swag

It can usually crush a fish or two

Dang bro your shoes got some swag
And that chain too

Crunchatize me cap'n!

when a girl says this aboard a ship, you, as the captain of the ship must gather every seamen aboard and have them stand around her in a circle and simultaneously nut on her causing her skin to eventually be crunchy from all the cum

hot girl: "crunchatize me cap'n!"
captain: "iv'e been waiting my whole life for this moment"

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