target douchebaggery

an affect of douchebaggery, such like coneing and planking.

when one dresses up in a red shirt and khacki shorts, and pretends to work at target when really they are utter douchebags in disguise.

Jimmy: So hal, plan on doing anything productive today??

Hal: Nah, I may dress up like an employee at target and when customers ask where things are at, give them the wrong directions.

Jimmy: target douchebaggery i see!!