going fishing

one who is small & odd shaped & married to a walrus...she appears from upstairs in her waders & pvc hat & coat carrying her pail & net to go & catch her hubbys dinner at the harbour...where u going dear? he asks (in fish language)...im going fishing 2 catch the supper dear, i wont b long......flap flap flap!!!!

oh look theres the neighbour going fishing again....is it? oh dear the pond must be empty again...i heard him splashing around at 4am!

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most hated bitch

a dwarfy lopsided odd shaped bastard whos done so many evil nasty rotten things to people in her sad wee odd shaped miserable life, that she is now a most hated bitch amongst the workforce....oh & she smells of fish as well, possibly because of her close family connections with the sea!

why is everybody so sad & downtrodden looking? oh its just that we have all been stung & shit on by the mosted hated bitch...dont open ur mouth or one of her fan club will run 2 her with some pishy story to keep her drama adrenalin running coz she is a most hated bitch!!!

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