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computer class

The class that everyone is failing and no one really knows why. Many students tend to never follow instructions from their teacher and "goof around" on random websites. In most cases, popular websites such as facebook, youtube, and many gaming sites are blocked, so the majority of the time the class is boring as hell. However, there are some instances in which a classmate may or may not find a fun website that isn't blocked. To most of the class's disappointment, the website is usually blocked the following day. Popular activities done to pass time during this class include: changing the background of the computer, attempting to find pornographic related material used for a joking matter, and screwing up the computer settings beyond all recognition (See: fubar)

Dude 1: Hey dude I gotta tell you something.
Dude 2: Alright, just tell me in computer class.

by hardrock711 November 22, 2011

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Thanksgiving

The annual holocaust of turkeys throughout America

"Happy Thanksgiving! I wonder how many turkeys they killed this year."

by hardrock711 November 22, 2011

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horror movie

A stupid movie containing vast amounts of violence that is never actually scary. However, it is referred to as a "horror" movie because of the horrors that are experienced when one returns to their home subsequent to the viewing of the movie.

Examples include the following; various nightmares related to the movie, the unwelcoming of that dark room at the end of the hall, the impression that there is a character from the movie in one's closet/bathroom/shower or other enclosed spaces in or near the bedroom, and other similar experiences.

"Hey Jim, you wanna come over to see a horror movie tonight?"

"Fuck no, not after the last time when I almost shit myself when I got home."

by hardrock711 October 25, 2011

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VCR

1. A so called device that, when linked to a television set (usually old as shit), can be used for recording on and playing various videotapes. Despite multiple claims by elder people(s), it is often considered a mythical object; stating that the majority of the world's population (people who were born after the 1800's), have not actually possessed and/or seen one of these devices. Thus, it never existed owing to the fact that old people more than less have hallucinative related thoughts and views on modern day technology.

2. In Ancient Greek mythology: an abbreviation for "VideoCassette Recorder"

3. A mythical object that is said to somewhat resemble an underdeveloped DVD disc/player

4. Any object that is found in an old dusty box located in any given basement/attic/storage room

5. In nicknames to the female genitilia: Vajayjay, Cunt, Roast beef curtains; see George W. Bush

6. See: penis

Y: "Hey Billy, I think I saw one of those VCR things that your grandma was talking about the other day.

X: "Shut the hell up Alec, there is no such thing as a VCR or whatever the fuck its called."

by hardrock711 October 25, 2011

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