solar hangover

a solar hangover is a term used to describe the after effects on the body of spending too much time in the sun, very much like an alcohol-induced hangover, except this is caused by the sun. Symptoms include, but are not limited to; sunburn, red eyes, fatigue, headache, peeling/dry skin, dehydration.

"You're all sunburned from spending the day on the beach!"

"I know, I have a wicked solar hangover."

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urine purgatory

The state in where you’re woken up by having to go pee but don’t want to get out of bed so you’re in between being asleep and being awake lying in bed having to pee and not getting out to go to the bathroom but also having a bad night’s sleep not being able to go back to bed.

“Why are you so tired?”
“I was up half the night trapped in urine purgatory”