Kayla

A short, beautiful lady who makes up for it in confidence. Takes shit from no one, whoever it is. She has a soft side, and a caring for others, even though she may not always show it. Cynical as all hell, but knows when to be sensitive towards others. Always knows what she's doing, even when she doesn't. She can always seem like the wise one in any situation. Everything someone would want, plus a whole lot more you won't expect.

That Kayla is not a qua mcqua.

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Swamp Master

The ogrelord of all swamps, swamp ass, and anything swampy.

"Is it true that Shrek is the swamp master?"
"It's been contested, and it's not ogre, til it's ogre."

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queer mcqueerison

A name for someone who is very odd, or weird.

"I heard John cooks frogs while their alive!"

"He's a queer mcqueerison laddy"