slappin' the bag

Here's how 'slappin' the bag' works: Obtain boxed wine. Open the box. Take out the bag of wine. Have a friend hold the bag up for you at face-level wherever that may be. Put your lips up on the spicket and open the valve. Suck/chug the nectar until you've had a respectable portion. Close the valve. Take your face off the spicket and give that naughty bag a slap like you mean it. Then take and hold the bag for the next person. GET BLASTED.

"Whose turn is it to slap the bag??"
"...yours!"
"Sweet. someone hold it for me"
...
*SLAP*

OMFG I LOVE SLAPPIN' THE BAG!!!!!!!

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