harlon

harlon is a master at lava lamps, he is one of the best people to call for when you're trying to commit some acts of arson.
a harlon is also a guy who when you ask a question he doesn't say "your mom," honestly thats pretty gigachad. He is also wanted in 195 countries, thats pretty cool.

"OMG is that a harlon!"
"OMG it is!!"
"I wanna blow him soooooo bad"
"SAME!"