soybean breath

An insult implying the recipient is either an anal-retentive enviro-health food nut or a not-bred-for-intelligence herd animal.

Hey, asshole...go do preventive maintenance on your Volvo, you soybean breath sack of shit...and quit staring at me and rolling your eyes...it's taking the enjoyment out my eating this batter-fried triple bacon cheeseburger.

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license to steal

A law degree coupled with a passing score on the state bar exam.

Congratulations Mr. Ferndock...5th time was a charm, you passed the bar exam...you got a license to steal.

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klandestine

Hidden, secretive, undercover.

Grand klugle Karl was wearing sheets as he was an undercover, klandestine operative...and besides, it wouldn't be good for his fried chicken franchise if he was recognized.

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pan handle

Spelled "panhandle", a single word, its meaning changes to a geographic description of Northwest Florida or Western Oklahoma, both of which are populated by goobers, rednecks and jus' plain folks.

Please don't refer to the Florida panhandle as Baja Alabama.

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psenile

Suffering from penile dementia.

Elrod worried that he was becoming psenile and he had an allergy to Viagra.

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shoebomb

What was at first thought to be one of the dumbest attempts at terrorism perpetrated by a big goofy halfwit is now hailed as a stroke of genius in terms of real inconvenience to the American people who now, 85 year old grandmother, servicemen in uniform and Joe Sixpack must remove their shoes for inspection in order to board a plane.

Thanks to the advent of the shoebomb, airport screeners get to target fat guys with short arms and good looking women with lots of cleavage to bend over and remove their shoes.

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gnude

To recall prior knowledge of.

Orville gnude he'd seen her before...maybe she'd been a centerfold or sumthing.

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